About me
Hi, my name is Ginger. Welcome to my webpage. Welcome to my life. If you have checked anything on the Bad Boyfriend Detection Checklist below.... ...then LADIES' LUCK comics are for you. Sometimes men can be make such complete jerks out of themselves in relationships with us. You bad boys out there know who you are.... ...Putting up with them is something that only women know about. One of the many bad things that only happen to women.... ...Sometimes it seems that ladies have the worst luck.... ...LADIES' LUCK is what I call it. My cartoon strip is dedicated to the frustrating luck women have with handling men's strange behavior. My comic strip has been accepted in a number of places.... ...magazine, newspaper, book publications.... ...plus even a comic book and magazine based on LADIES LUCK. Because of the recent rise in popularity more than one newspaper has published it recently. People like it so much that it has been published in a collection that because you all liked it so much now I am able to offer you the collected works of LADIES' LUCK by public demand at a low, low price....! ...The series is printed in it's entirety in a mini-comic magazine format by a underground comic book publisher. Just send 45 cents plus 66 cents postage and handling (including eight cents tax) to:
G. Meredith
3554 Bluebonnet Dr.
Corpus Christi, TX
78408
Please try to send a check if you can.... ...so your money won't be stolen by some psycho postal worker.... ...O.K....?
If you don't believe me about how men have screwed up my life.... ...then take it from my ex-boyfriend Axel G.... ...Having heard of my writing pieces based on my experience with him.... ...he has claimed that it is unfair that I don't show the relationship from HIS point of view and has written a first person writing piece to argue his side of it all. He insists I display it on my webpage. He's probably written something that's typically immature of men to embarrass me. Knowing Axel though, he thinks with his other end so much he'll probably just prove my point. I'm afraid to look.
A Love/Hate Relationship.... ...Literally....!!!
by
some poor average shmo
...But I grew to love her in the limited way that a man does. You know how men are, kind of dull-minded, animalistic, fighting over nothing, getting angry over the tiniest of territorial disputes, sniffing around every tail that they see.... ...kind of the way a dog loves. A dog doesn�t have to know someone�s name in order to feel love.... ...or to know who�s master.... ...So eventually I went up to her on that fated day, held her hands in mine and declared my love in these very words.... �...You are the only one for me.... ...um.... ...um.... ...um.... ...GINGER....!!! ...Yeah.... ...that�s your name.... ...Ginger....�
Now don�t get me wrong, I wasn�t INSENSITIVE to her needs all the time like women stereotype men to be.... ...Take football for example. Women always say that men forget all about their girlfriends the second that there�s a football game on TV.... ...That�s not TRUE....! ...Whenever I watched football I NEVER forgot about.... ...um.... ...um.... ...um.... ...GINGER....!!! ...Yeah,.... ...that�s her name.... ...Ginger....
...O.K, so I admit it, I wasn�t exactly the most ideal person for a relationship. I�m the first one to admit that I was afraid of commitment. For example, one time Ginger asked me, �Have you seen that horror movie called In the Mouth of Madness?�
And I was all, �NO, what is it about....?�
...And she said, �Well, it�s about this guy, you see, and he gets married, right....?�
...And I said, �Nooooo....! ...NO MORE....!!!! ...That�s horrible....! ...Horrible I say....! ...Don�t tell me another gory detail....! ...That is enough....! ...You�ll give me nightmares....!! ...Stop it,.... ...you�re scaring me....!�
Sometimes she�d notice this, wondering where our relationship was going and then come up to me to say, �Axel, sometimes I feel as if our relationship is going around in aimless circles. Please, we need to evaluate our relationship.... ...When will you finally get me an engagement ring....?�
I�d look upon her gentle features and lift her face to mine with her little chin between my thumb and forefinger and say to her with a tinge of sadness in my soul and regret.... �...I don�t think we know each other well enough.... ...um.... ...um.... ...um.... ...GINGER....!!!!! ...Yeah,.... ...that�s your name..... ...Ginger....�
...And then she would always say to me, �Oh, thank you very much for taking the time to explain all this to me.... ...If you need me, I�ll be in the other room CUTTING YOU OUT OF EVERY PHOTOGRAPH WE HAVE!!!�
Around then was the point that the fights had BEGUN to show up, like in most relationships, and her dark side had also BEGUN to show. I'm the first one to admit that I wasn�t perfect--I said some things that I wasn�t proud of, but I TRIED to fix things between us -- one time I walked up to her.... ...put all of the cards on the table and said, �Listen, we need to fix things up between us. We need to figure things out. We just need to communicate. We�ve both got to be ready to do whatever it takes to fix everything between us.... ...O.K. -- so, let�s get down to the bottom of things.... ...What do you want out of this relationship?"
She pointed towards the door, and said, �I want YOU out of this relationship!!�
The End
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